Thursday, October 4, 2018

Weed Review #1: Super Mario



Super Mario is an awesome weed for an awesome price. I get it from Remedy on Quinpool Road in Halifax. 

When I first started buying it I was amazed at how low the price was at a mere ten bucks a gram.

The first time I tried it, I ordered three grams of the Sativa and made out of the adventure feeling somewhat prosperous. I was't expecting great things from it because it was, in my mind, a discount weed, so a good buzz would be all to expect. 

But it wasn't like that at all. Super Mari really does it for me. 

I started to get a bit into edibles for the body buzz. It's quite amazing what a cookie can do for you after a hard day at work. Yum. 

So I'm already impressed that Super Mario is relatively inexpensive. Can you imaging the excitement I felt when I went into Remedy one day and found Super Mario for six dollars a gram! I was very excited. It was like Christmas had come early. 

Needless to say, my weed budget went much further that week. Instead of four grams I was able to get seven. Not sure how that works out mathematically, but it worked out perfectly for the  amount of money I had on me at the time. 

I must say that out of all the dispensaries I have been in, Remedy on Quinpool is definitely the friendliest and has the largest selection. Now lets see if the government will leave well enough alone and let them stay open after legalization of marijuana happens on October 17 in Canada... I certainly hope so. 


My Mess


Sunday, September 30, 2018

NOVA SCOTIA MARIJUANA LAWS: FACTS


Just in case you were wondering.





WARNING: STUPID SHIT

Can you guess how old I am by my voice?  

I speak to people on the phone every day, and I have made up a little game of who's who from the clients that I answer for. 

When I ask them how old they are, I always hold up a little placard in my mind with their age written on it. Once they tell me, I sing songs of celebration or defeat. After all, I can't be right all the time. 

My hatred of the word "correct" continues to grow and grow. People use it way too much to try and sound more official. A simple "yes" or "no" will do. 




Thursday, September 20, 2018

Just A Day Off

SEPT 20, 2018 

Sitting here relaxed and alone, listening to Queen through someone else's ear.

If you haven't heard it, listen to Five's version of "We Will Rock You" on YouTube. I really like it a lot. But then, I've been criticized on more than one occasion about my taste in music.

Currently, I am listening to N'Sync "I Want You Back" and I'm loving it. Not going to apologize for it either. Justin Timberlake rocks.

I've continued with my quest of finding the perfect Sativa, and it keeps bringing me back to the same thing. Super Mario. I love it, it's economical and it gets me really buzzed.

I'm spending my days off from the trenches of the call centre that I work at immersed in solid tunes and good weed. My brain is thanking me.

I questioned my dispensary staff person when she checked my I.D. the other day.

"Will you be closing after the Government opens it's doors?" I said.

And she responded "Every day we are here we are illegal and face huge fines if they choose to charge us....we can't afford to keep the location open if we're only selling pipes."

Kinda sad really. The government is putting some really cool peeps out of work. But they will prevail. Hopefully they all fall into cushy government jobs - selling weed.



Monday, August 27, 2018

Not My Type.

I am attracted to masculine men. 

It's an infliction I've had since puberty. 

I've learned to deal with it though, through various activities and exercises. 

I was told recently that I am called "straight gay". My source was an eighteen year old girl, and I'm assuming that she knows what she is talking about. She was knowledgeable enough to ask me if I was a top or a bottom. I was kind of shocked by the question actually, but I answered it. 

Not sure how comfortable I am with the "straight gay" label. After all, there's zero wrong with being gay. Giving it that label sounds like you're trying to validate one or the other. I don't think anyone should have to validate their existence. We all  have the right to be.

I'm finding that, the greater quantity that I smoke, the more prolific I become. Or so I think.

Currently, I am smoking Super Mario. I can't get away from it because I love the buzz that it induces.. perfect and mellow. Just how I like my evenings. 







Saturday, August 25, 2018

Treats For Me.



I ate a cookie.

It was delicious. It was a melty kind of cookie. It was ginger and sweeter than a pixie stick. And potent.

My day was spent in front of a computer earning cash to pay for the roof over my head and the smoke in my smoke box. There weren't too many exciting moments, but I am quickly learning that a lot of people are bereft of real meaning of the word "emergency".

In an attempt to be a healthy pothead, I am walking too and from work, which amounts to about an hour of walking per day. This is bringing me way beyond my goal of ninety minutes per week, but that's OK. I went to the doctor the other day and discovered that I am forty pounds lighter than I had originally thought. Yippee for me.

I'm not seriously devoted to anything these days except for my daily puff  and work. I figure if it's something that I have to do, I might as well teach myself to like it rather than spend my days in misery trying to find reasons why not to go.

Besides, if I do well at work, I can better afford to do the things that I would really like to do, like start planning a business model for Remedy Radio as a viable, money making Internet radio station.

You know what they say; if you're going to dream, dream big.



Thursday, August 23, 2018

Confused


I'm giving dope the benefit of the doubt.

I went out to my day job today and found it to be tedious at best. I wasn't amused or impressed by anything and I came home with a chip on my shoulder. That sucks.

But then, I realized that I had a bunch of Super Mario on my desk, and I damn near cried. It's a beautiful thing. Now, after indulging, the whole world looks different.

Medical or not, I am convinced that marijuana helps me with my moods. When I'm down, it brings me up. When I'm up, it makes me feel high enough that I know when it's time to slow down. It's a beautiful thing.

Now, instead of moping about and doing nothing, I am putting my brain patterns to work blogging about my day. Certainly not a waste of time, as it cleanses me of all the crap that I had to endure over the last eight hours.

I was berated by a lottery ticket purchaser for trying to "up sell" lottery tickets to him. He felt that I should "talk to my supervisor" about it, suggesting that I had done something wrong. Being the type of person that I am, I immediately requested the presence of my supervisor so I could discuss the call with him and his sentiments were exactly the same as mine. The guy was an idiot.

This really didn't come to me as a total shock, yet, at the same time, it did. In a normal call centre environment, I probably would have been coached for that call for some stupid reason. But, instead, my boss actually agreed with me and walked away. I've got high hopes for my new place of employment.



No Drama